A mermaid play with a pizza-delivery-guy, songs, romance and an adult-sized-tricycle ride to the pub, with pug (in a basket), though the mermaid can't pedal because she's got flippers so the pizza-guy has to do that. But stuff happens before the pub, like songs, and drama, and flirting, and pizza eating, and all the storyline an audience can handle in the brief moment of life known as a theatrical performance.