Friendly Cornish giant Matt Price was going out with a woman. The only problem is that she wasn't going out with him, so Matt spent a year of his life looking like the world's worst stalker. The experience triggered a memory from his childhood. Find out why he pretended to like death metal, why he loves bad performance poetry and how a five-foot-one Glaswegian woman saved his life. 'Fearlessly funny' **** (Scotsman). 'Extraordinary' **** (Chortle.co.uk). 'Wonderfully funny' ***** (BroadwayBaby.com).