Being dumped is hard. Being dumped the day after you've purchased a two-person horse costume is harder. Join Mark Cram for his debut hour in a comedy show about everything that makes him feel unimportant: his sexuality, his overachieving brother, his ever decreasing circle of childless friends or even the fact that he can't find anyone willing to be the back end of a horse. But always remember, when life gets you down, you're not half a man; you're a magnificent Centaur. Bedford Comedian of the Year 2013. Last Minute Comedian of the Year 2013 finalist.