Macca & Beth
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Back in 1995 Macca's idea of a honeymoon was a bit different from Beth's. A long weekend at a caravan park and a candle-lit meal from the chippy washed down with some warm Shandy Bass. With their 25th anniversary coming up he has planned her long-promised surprise second honeymoon and Beth cannot wait. She's got her hair done, had a mani pedi and her fake tan is sitting somewhere between Werther's Original and Builder's Tea.

But Macca is thinking more Mull than Maldives. Deep in the Highlands of Scotland sits an old cottage that used to belong to his great uncle and he wants to explore his roots and uncover long forgotten family secrets. Yes, it's only got one working tap, there's no wifi or mobile signal and the nearest neighbours are six miles away, but it will be an adventure!

They arrive in the middle of the biggest snowstorm that the valley has seen in years. The wind is raging, the roof is leaking and there is a banging on the door. There can't be anyone else out here can there? But there is an overturned prison van on the road&

Join us for a tartanic adventure from the writer of The Miracle Of Great Homer Street, Yellow Breck Road and The Menlove Avenue Murder Mystery. Gerry Linford's brand new comedy will have you howlin like a wee scunner.

Performance Information

Stalls tickets are available with a meal (served at your table before the show) for an extra 12. Click here to see our menu. If you are eating with us please arrive at least an hour before the performance.

Tickets are available for the show alone in stalls, circle and balcony.

You can also dine next door in the Courtyard Bar & Kitchen. Their pre-theatre offer is two courses for 16 and three for 20pp. Book a table on their website by clicking here.

Circle and balcony will open at 7.15pm. There are bars in both areas for pre-show and interval drinks. Stalls will be open from 6:15pm.

If you are bringing a large group, every tenth ticket is free. This ticket will be automatically added to your basket on purchase. Meals and building levy must still be paid on your free ticket.

NO BOOKING FEES ON THIS SHOW

Please note - the bar will close 15 minutes before the advertised start time.

1 from every ticket bought will be donated to The Royal Court Liverpool Trust. For more details go to www.royalcourttrust.org

BSL performance is on Tuesday 16 June. Audio described performance is on Wednesday 17 June (describer Anne Hornsby). To book please contact Box Office or email [email protected]

Please contact Box Office to book if you are a wheelchair user.

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