Can you be a perfect wife and mother and stay true to your inner weirdo? For years, Louise Leigh has been listening to the voice telling her that to be a proper woman you have to be perfect. Now shes pushing 50, could it be time to listen to someone else, maybe even someone with... is that a proboscis? 'Imaginative, brilliant' (Scotsman). 'Great performance, great confidence, great jokes' (Gary Delaney). 'Maybe a triathlon would be a better way to express a mid-life crisis' (Louises inner critic).