Yehaaa! Its gold rush time at the Lost Chance Saloon. Bring your nuggets and come for some good old fun times with us. We got entertainments from far and wide, with those mighty ska punk festival heroes Los Albertos riding in like the cavalry and those dirty punks the Electric Cowboy Club writhing across the floor. We got cabaret artists. We got walkabout. We got some humdinging music from that notorious wanted gang of DJs from Glastonburys naughty Corner including Mr DJ Bollocks himself, Bushy Wred, DJ Rocksome and old man DJ Byrne. And best of all we got a charity casino from the Wonkey Trolley raising some funds for the Brighton Food Bank, so you can turn your gold into prizes on the roulette wheel and the blackjack table.Come on down and dance the night away. Dress up mighty fine cowpokes. This sure will be a respectable establishment for a knees up.
