Lobster is not a fish, or an oyster, or a bird, and certainly not a kangaroo. Lobster does not leap, or crawl, or swim, or hop. And Lobster is missing out on prime sea urchin season. But after Brazil and France nearly go to war over who owns the rights to fish her, Lobster gets the call from the International Tribunal for the Law of the Sea to testify, finally in her own words, just how it feels to have absolutely no say in who or what she is. Based on a strangely true strange story.