By Karrim Jalali. Directed by Joy HarrisonPresented by Free Bird Theatre in Association with Droichead Arts Centre, Drogheda, Co. Louth, Ireland. The woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best. A play about nothing and everything, for anyone who has ever yearned to create or imagine.What do men talk about when left to their own devices? Men who arent particularly interested in football or cars, arent into gaming, and arent very successful with women... Two ordinary men, exchanging anecdotes and insults...they might get around to discussing and planning a play. The play might even be good. If only they could agree on the story to tell and how to tell it. After all, why not? Sublime performances from Nathan Wright and Niall Murphy (Theatre Weekly)"The play is full of games, both smart and silly, double bluffs and downright nonsense, that added together with charm make [it] five-star smart and funny" (Onceaweektheatre.com)