A one-man variety mash-up of story, song and stupidity. An expat antipodean pretending to be a Vampyr called Kevin pretends to be all the friends he always wanted and hasnt yet had. Most people waste their whole lives; whats an hour on a little song and dance? 'Masters setting up the audience for the joke, then twisting the knife right at the end for that last gasp of laughter' (BroadwayWorld.com). 'A voice like chili chocolate " rich, dark and spicy (Age).