Get ready for an unforgettable experience as Justin returnswith "The Greatest Performance of My Life".

After a successful and extensively extended tour of his 2022show Stretch and Think (which you can catch in full on YouTube), he's back onthe road with this new show.

The story covers subjects ranging from pantomimes to dreams,how to behave in hospitals, small talk, realising his Mum is a northern versionof Columbo, and how being a smart-mouthed kid saved him from a life ofcontinually being beaten up.

Above all else, it's the Justin you have to come to expect.It's funny and interesting, and perhaps there's a little bit that warms thesoul, too.

"What sets him apartis the craft. Lightning fast wit, masterful delivery." - Chortle

"If joke-telling isyour thing, then Justin Moorhouse is your man...very high gag rate" - Fest

"Skilfulcrafting...he keeps the laughs coming" - BritishTheatre Guide

"He charms the pants off the crowd" - Sunday Times

"The amount of first-rate comic craft that goes into hisroutines is worthy of admiration" - Guardian

"Simultaneously down-to- earth and out of this world" - TheList

Presented by Impatient Productions

Performance Information

Approximate show duration: 1 hour and 40 minutes including a20 minute interval

Age Rating: 14+

Please note - the bar will close 15 minutes before theadvertised start time.

Latecomers will not be admitted so please arrive in goodtime.

Please contact Box Office on 0151 709 4321 if you requirewheelchair access. There are two wheelchair spaces available for each show.

There are no booking fees payable (hurrah!)

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