After getting sacked from the Lesbian Rovers for being too bossy, Viv has a mission: to make five-a-side LGBT football team, Barely Athletic, league winners " and theyve started well with a victory over Tranny United (who were playing in stilettos). But with distractions like handsome librarians, Peruvian knit hats, and a love of Pot Noodles, things look set to go downhill. Can they pull themselves together in time? Blissfully funny but at times deeply affecting, Jumpers for Goalposts poses the question: what secrets remain when everyone is out of the closet?