Jeneane Morris is here to tell you some shit about life: buckle up. Strap in. Get over it. Bring the exact hour you were born. Prepare to be throttled. But also cuddled. She loves you. 'Jeneane's chart readings always give me the most insane lease on life and feelings of clarity " I almost always end up in prison the day after having a reading with Jeneane, I don't know what it is about her. She's a miracle worker or something' (Stephanie Stonewaller, long-time client who has had at least 17 readings).