John Robertson: The Dark Room

Returning to the Fringe for the third year running, this text adventure game-gone-big seems to have more lives than it gives its players. Compered by a spectral head that glides through the gloom (or rather, by John Robertson with a maglite and an X-Box controller strapped to his chest), the show sees the audience become adventurers as they "awake to find themselves in a dark room": volunteers must locate the light switch by puzzling through screen upon screen of riddlesome predicaments.

The Dark Room is an innovative hour and Robertson an incredible performer.

Robertson himself is magnificent and menacing and his humour emerges through truly odd logic. His ultra-quick-fire quips rain down without rest for breath. His ad libs to the audience are there in an instant: every word seems to trigger him into a synaptic database stacked full of funnies for any possible event. In the context of a show that revels in retro-gamery and geekdom, his aggression is never alienating. Rather, it only adds to the impression of an oddball who found his forte. He's a mad hatter with an MS-DOS.

Unfortunately, if you're trapped in a dark room, you can't really go anywhere and after a while you start to feel a bit tired. The glitch in the game is that the format feels like it's caught in a feedback loop: simply switching players and beginning all over again with each player's untimely demise becomes a bit boring. Robertson attempts to keep things fresh with different styles of gameplay - single player becomes multiplayer in the 'passive aggressive play' section before chaos reigns in the 'democracy round' - yet ultimate recourse to the same set text means these have little effect. At the end of the hour, the show doesn't find some kind of bombastic boss-level finale, but simply fizzles out with a 'that's the end.'

The Dark Room is an innovative hour and Robertson an incredible performer. But his game is maybe a little too successful in simulating the feel of text adventure games: You never reach the end of the level with a sense of satisfaction. Instead you just lose interest and move on to something else.  

Reviews by Jack Powell

Assembly Roxy

Lords of Strut: Chaos

★★★
Underbelly, Cowgate

John Robertson: The Dark Room

★★★
Pleasance Courtyard

Knightmare Live - Level 2

★★★★
The Assembly Rooms

Bulletproof

★★
Pleasance Courtyard

Thünderbards: Seconds

★★★

Since you’re here…

… we have a small favour to ask. We don't want your money to support a hack's bar bill at Abattoir, but if you have a pound or two spare, we really encourage you to support a good cause. If this review has either helped you discover a gem or avoid a turkey, consider doing some good that will really make a difference.

You can donate to the charity of your choice, but if you're looking for inspiration, there are three charities we really like.

Mama Biashara
Kate Copstick’s charity, Mama Biashara, works with the poorest and most marginalised people in Kenya. They give grants to set up small, sustainable businesses that bring financial independence and security. That five quid you spend on a large glass of House White? They can save someone’s life with that. And the money for a pair of Air Jordans? Will take four women and their fifteen children away from a man who is raping them and into a new life with a moneymaking business for Mum and happiness for the kids.
Donate to Mama Biashara now

Theatre MAD
The Make A Difference Trust fights HIV & AIDS one stage at a time. Their UK and International grant-making strategy is based on five criteria that raise awareness, educate, and provide care and support for the most vulnerable in society. A host of fundraising events, including Bucket Collections, Late Night Cabarets, West End Eurovision, West End Bares and A West End Christmas continue to raise funds for projects both in the UK and Sub-Saharan Africa.
Donate to Theatre MAD now

Acting For Others
Acting for Others provides financial and emotional support to all theatre workers in times of need through the 14 member charities. During the COVID-19 crisis Acting for Others have raised over £1.7m to support theatre workers affected by the pandemic.
Donate to Acting For Others now

Performances

Location

The Blurb

Third fabulous year! World's only live-action adventure game. Fighting fantasy, but no fantasy, just fighting. ‘Ridiculous, illogical, weirdly addictive’ (Guardian). ‘One of the funniest sights around. Don't miss it’ (Telegraph). ***** (Skinny). **** (List). ***** (ThreeWeeks). ***** (Scotsgay). ‘It's a cult, a f**king cult!’ (Kate Copstick). £100 cash prize. Win a full-size bicycle.

Most Popular See More

The Book of Mormon

From £24.00

More Info

Find Tickets

Frozen the Musical

From £36.00

More Info

Find Tickets

Mamma Mia!

From £15.00

More Info

Find Tickets

Matilda the Musical

From £24.00

More Info

Find Tickets

Moulin Rouge! The Musical

From £30.00

More Info

Find Tickets

Wicked

From £25.00

More Info

Find Tickets