Written by King Joffrey himself (after recently executing his ghost writer Sam Went) Joffrey! The Story of Joffrey: A Pantomime tells the true story of Joffrey's fight to secure his rightful place on the iron throne, untainted by a certain season 8. Joffrey! is an original parody of A Song of Ice and Fire, re-imagining the story as a traditional pantomime as told by King Joffrey Baratheon. For legal reasons the season that may or may not be generally referred to as 'winter' may or may not be proximal to us in the foreseeable future.
Marvel as the handsome Prince Joffrey fights to secure his place as Lord of the Seven Kingdoms. Aww as he woos the beautiful Lady Sansa. Boo and hiss at the dastardly villainous schemes of Ned Stark. Shout "He's behind you!" as Ned's useless henchman, Littlefinger, sneaks up on our fair heroes. Cry with King Robert as his nipples freeze in Winterfell. Be seduced by Queen Cersei despite those who say she is just a hairy man in a dress.