I'll be brief.. you ain't coming anyway. BUT I'M NOT GOING AWAY, THAT'S THE POINT. Where else would comedians and magicians get their material from if I packed it in? Yet they're STILL crap and only have a large audience because the English middle class have plenty of disposable income and VERY FEW BRAIN CELLS. In fact, me and the English have only one thing in common: that we managed to get this far.
Now quit staring at my blurb you f****** invertebrates