Tiny, 60-year-old white woman, obsessed with hip hop legend Jay-Z, breaks her back at his baptismal concert in Brooklyn, solo shows the tale, and finally meets the man! All while living/loving and working in New York City with no mobile phone. The writer/performer, Brenda Cullerton, is a published author with a small tattoo of an open book on her left ankle. After the Fringe, she plans to act her age and learn to meditate, knit, and/or master the world of woodcuts.