We can rebuild him! Jason is officially Bionic " ironically of course " as Jason, the accident prone, general unfortunate gobshite (to no want of his own) is now half man, half machine. Born with a cock eye (then straightened), his lung collapsed (it was blown back up and sealed with metal pins), appendix removed, cartilage replaced in his knee from a poo-on-the-loo accident, arm dislocated by a wave, heart now functioning on six stents. Dont miss The Ironic Bionic Man as he brings us through his one-man half-machine show " it's painfully hilarious.