Learn how to empower yourself by participating in capitalism in this fabulous keynote speech from Silicon Valley girlboss and founder of Pee-Pee Smarthomes, Shell Gasoline-Sandwich, as played by LA comedian Jamie Loftus. Come to laugh, cry and get red-pilled as your fave 'yas corporations' appropriate messages you believe in while secreting waging wars in Third World countries. Yas! 'The top of our wish list' (Paste Magazine). 'Much like Andy Kauffman or Maria Bamford, Loftus's comedy is strange but impossible to look away from' (Forbes).