A millennial rabbit wants to find love, but shes having some serious problems with her contraception...
Diane, a young rabbit and keen to do what rabbits do best (yes, sex, although she does also love wiggling her cotton tail), is also keen not to have a litter. Diane finds herself in the GUM clinic being advised to take Celery as a form of vegetation separation. However, Celery causes some bizarre and unpleasant side effects for Diane, who finds that it hinders her dating and sex-life significantly more than it helps.
Join Lecoq trained Claire Parry on an absurd, comic and poignant exploration of the darker side of contraception through the eyes (and ears) of the inimitable Diane.