Paperweight. Spatula. Cushioned tea tray. Chicken lattice. Which weapon would you protect your house with? In this work in progress multimedia stand-up comedy show, Ian Lane considers how the military techniques of the SAS can be applied to managing an orderly and domestically fulfilling family household. New Comedian of The Year Finalist 2014. Two-time BBC Radio New Comedy Award semi-finalist. **** "His visual aids are exquisite works of comedic gold" (One4Review), "Inventive, cliche-phobic comedy that makes a strong impression for its creativity" (Chortle).