Sinad has sorted her life out " the job, the plan, the inner peace (sort of!). But one knock at the door from a crazed pop fan (a Thriftie) sends it all spiralling down the slimy, shame-filled drain " fast. A catastrophic slip-up at work, 90,000 ticket sales, and now shes being chased through London by a mob of fans, haunted by Irish swans, and shadowed by the slow, surreal return of everything shes tried to outrun.We follow Sinad through the chaotic streets of London on the most surreal and harrowing night of her life. As she outruns the madness, shes forced to confront past traumas, wild escapades, and the darkness she thought shed left behind. Darkly funny, raw, and electric, this show dives deep into celebrity obsession, the grip of addiction, and a woman teetering on the edge, utterly alone.

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Mama Biashara
Kate Copstick’s charity, Mama Biashara, works with the poorest and most marginalised people in Kenya. They give grants to set up small, sustainable businesses that bring financial independence and security. That five quid you spend on a large glass of House White? They can save someone’s life with that. And the money for a pair of Air Jordans? Will take four women and their fifteen children away from a man who is raping them and into a new life with a moneymaking business for Mum and happiness for the kids.
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