For almost sixty years, Hollywood superstar Lindsey Ordell has been drinking too much, smoking too much and over indulging in an endless parade of sexual conquests... Now she has decided to put her scandalous life to print.Sandra Cave is her ambitious new personal assistant who tells us Lindsey's story as it intertwines with her own in this hilarious, raunchy and occasionally touching tale...A one-woman show about scandal, fame and love.