Ever wondered why Sooty never doth speaketh? Thought so. Its time you knew the truth, the oh so sinister truth. Expect usual Harriet Dyer (as seen on ITV1, 2 and Be, BBC3 and as heard on Absolute Radio, BBC Radio 4 Extra, BBC Ouch) tomfoolery but as a musical with puppets, dance numbers and emotional turmoil. The larks youll feel will be different.