THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM ! It's Season 3, babe! Enough rest, let's get to business! Harem of No One is starting the new season with a BANG! You are all invited to our Gala Bash, get your best clothes and colors out and get ready to walk the red carpet with us. We want all of your summer gossips, heartbreaks and crushes, and we will dance it all off ! We will be doing things a bit different for this one: the night will be a full on party, with performances throughout the night popping up at unexpected times. Our host is our cabaret chameleon, Cazeleon , joined as MCs to her are two wonderful gems Darlink Dick and Tahini Molasses. Beyond Oz, G Spot, Hayriye Holivud a.k.a. Uran Apak and Laz Lightning will be gracing this Gala Bash with their performances. On the decks, we have a very special guest and a legendary trailblazer for representation of global majority in London's nightlife: DJ Ritu ! One of only 2 British Asian female DJs active since the 1980s, a member of the European World Music Charts Panel and London Music Board, she is the co-founder of the UKs longest-running South Asian clubnights - Kuch Kuch Nights (23 yrs) and Club Kali (28 yrs) AND more importantly she created the first ever Queer SWANA music club night in the UK, which was called Hoppa, way back in 2000. Hoppa ran for 6 wonderful years in Stoke Newington/Green Lanes and Camden. We are lucky to have her join us and excited to dance to some Hoppa vibes ! Support for DJ Ritu will be from Martha Barbra, preparing their new selections to open the night for our community and Toby Kind with his set of dance music from Turkey and beyond to carry us 'til the end. We are returning to take your breath away, babes !

Harem of No One is a queer and feminist collective of performers of Turkish, Kurdish, Cypriot and Southwest-Asian heritages but absolutely anyone is welcome and encouraged to join in and have fun with us.

There will be a limited number of tickets at the door sold for 15 by cash or card.

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The event will take place at the venue's ground floor hall. (1 stair down the entrance)
No entry guaranteed after midnight due to venue policy.

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