'No matter how eloquently a dog may bark, he cannot tell you that his parents were poor but honest.' Only words can do that. Language is power. Words are magic. Join wit and word-meister, former MP and star of Just A Minute, One Show, QI, Have I Got News For You, Room 101 and Countdown on an uproarious magic carpet ride around the world of words. Whether you're after global domination or getting some nookie on a Friday night, you need the right words to get there. 'Absolute joy' ***** (Scotsman). 'Master raconteur' ***** (Sunday Telegraph).