Outrageous, comedy storytelling show based on writer/performer Jacqueline Haigh's true experiences working as a receptionist in a Tantric massage parlour and her quest for the Nessie of the Vag! 'Hilarious from start to finish' (Don Eales, Cultural Virus). Directed by Alan Short. Jacqueline Haigh worked extensively with the late, great director Ken Campbell and recently supported Roland Gift (Fine Young Cannibals) with her comedy game show Child of the 80s. Director Alan Short was senior animation director for Aardman Animation and recently co-directed Watership Down for Netflix/BBC.