An agoraphobic phone sex dominatrix goes on a whirlwind journey across the Bavarian countryside " and deep within herself " in order to rescue a friend from the claws of a mythical beast. Along the way, she goes head-to-head with international spies, a pair of village idiots, the heir to a sex club fortune, and the dreaded Kampkatze itself " an enormous house cat, hell-bent on terrorising the town.