On Christmas Eve last year Gavin Webster had his finest hour. He was told that he had been awarded UK Comedian's Comedian for 2014. It was a major shock because most comedy critics have written words to the effect that he's hopeless and should pack it in. So in tribute to that wonderful unexpected moment Webster will bestow himself loads of unlikely but self-indulgent awards including ones he doesn't necessarily want. 'Funny, clever and as brilliantly observed as you'll find' (Scotsman). 'Very few stand-ups will be as palpably funny as this' ***** (Sunday Herald).