Im sick of everyone moaning all the time, so Ive written a show about how bloody great everything is. I havent actually written it at the time of going to print and in previous years Ive made all sorts of promises in the blurb. Not going to fall into that trap again! But look, Im going to put a real shift in for you guys, youll get value for money. Im very good at stand-up, Im actually one of the best at it. Seriously, Google me. Ive been on telly in America.