Simon (played by Mark Brailsford) is definitely not going to Russia. No way. Or thats what he tells anyone who will listen. After vowing to no longer let his passion for following the England football team rule his life, Simon has a dilemma. Go to Russia and possibly witness England lifting the World Cup? Or ruin his life? Again.From the award-winning pair, writer Paul Hodson ('Brighton 'Til I Die' and 'Meeting Joe Strummer') and The Treason Show's Mark Brailsford ('Southern Fail' and 'The Lad Himself') comes a one-man play about obsession and how to let football ruin your life.