• Edinburgh Fringe

Publish the blurb verbatim. This hour is about my true, modern genius; I dont want any silly mistakes at your end damaging my reputation as expert comedian, celebrated fantasy author, film maker and top model. The quotes are carefully placed so as not to make myself seem arrogant. It's one thing to be an inarguable genius but quite another to go on about it so just stick to the more humble quotes like 'an imaginative wit that earmarks him as one to watch' (Chortle.co.uk). Use the correct photo too as it flatters my hairline.