The long walk to the remote control. The stale taste of a bagel. The low battery on your mobile phone. With 140 characters or less to fill, everyone has a problem that needs solving in our unforgiving first world. Using tweets, songs and physicality, this original piece of new writing based on the hashtag phenomenon explores the moral dilemmas of the new world. Can we complain? Can we justify our vices? And more importantly, what does Siri think of this? The Lincoln Company presents a compelling and funny modern tale of human beings awaiting first world solutions.