Let me tell you what happened. No, don't interrupt. Actually I don't want to talk about it anymore. Fine. There were children. They got shot. Don't interrupt. We were only children. It was quite funny really. Listen to me. One day, without warning or premonition, a perfectly ordinary man goes into a school and opens fire. But that's not right, is it? Using a combination of live film and onstage action, Cast Iron present a new look at Martin Crimp's short play, part of the Fewer Emergencies trilogy.