Forget "a song for Europe" - the Eurosceptic Song Contest is very much a song against Europe.
Curated by The Iain Duncan Smiths, the UK's foremost IDS-themed Smiths tribute band, the contest will feature performances from such other musical Brexiteers as Borrissey, Farage Against the Machine, Snoop Mogg, David Davis Bowie, Maydiohead, Corbzy, Leadsom Zeppelin, Otis Grayling and Fleetwood McVey. But just as Australia and Israel are allowed in Eurovision, pro-EU artists are accepted here too.