One of Scotland's finest comedy poets returns to Edinburgh with 50 minutes of classic doggerel. 'I've seen better looking faces on an Easter Island Postcard' (Polynesian Enquirer). During a press conference in Fort William after a torrid 90 minutes where a so-called fan jumped up on to the stage and accused him of not mentioning the Massacre of Glencoe, a reporter asked: 'Tell me Eric, had you no intention of mentioning The Massacre of Glencoe?' Eric: 'Correct.' Reporter at the back of the room: 'Thanks Eric.' Eric: 'You're welcome.'