Essays about growing up as a Texan cattle-raising milk-drinking gay baptist to becoming a barefoot plant-based health coach. From zen monk, to theatre in Boulder, to grass-eating stand-up comic in Hollywood. Binging on doughnuts to millet cleanses, testing every health food system and becoming one with nature, while still trying to remain worldly. The search to be present continues to be a disaster. Audience picks four to five chapters. Includes Q&A. Often compared to David Sedaris. Has Performed with Gotham Comedy, Improv Comedy Store and the Groundlings.