Eliott Simpson: (A)sexy and I Know It
  • West End

Eliott doesn't care for sex. He enjoys doing people as much as he enjoys doing taxes (not at all), yet for all his life has faced nothing but ridicule. But in peculiarity lies comedy, and Simpson has it in Spades. With tales of gender, stakes, queerness and cakes, Simpson will widen your eyes to the life of an asexual man living in a sex-obsessed world. So come along, keep on your thong, and enjoy the only show completely absent of dick jokes...okay there are some but they're very intellectual...

"Absurd and Accessible" - The Norwich Radical

"Weird as f**k" - Janey Godley

Sell-out Show Glasgow International Comedy Festival 2019

"Offbeat, wacky and unpredictable" - TheWeeReview.com

"Instantly likeable... succeeds in finding the right balance between being informative and hilarious" - ArtsYork.co.uk

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Eliott doesn't care for sex. He enjoys doing people as much as he enjoys doing taxes (not at all), yet for all his life has faced nothing but ridicule. But in peculiarity lies comedy, and Simpson has it in Spades. With tales of gender, stakes, queerness and cakes, Simpson will widen your eyes to the life of an asexual man living in a sex-obsessed world. So come along, keep on your thong, and enjoy the only show completely absent of dick jokes...okay there are some but they're very intellectual...

"Absurd and Accessible" (The Norwich Radical)

"Weird as f**k" (Janey Godley)

Sell-out show (Glasgow International Comedy Festival 2019)

"Offbeat, wacky and unpredictable" (TheWeeReview.com)

"Instantly likeable... succeeds in finding the right balance between being informative and hilarious" (ArtsYork.co.uk)

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