Eliott has never cared for sex. He enjoys doing people as much as he enjoys doing his taxes (not at all). With tales of gender, stakes, queerness and cakes, Simpson aims to widen your eyes to the life of an asexual man living in a hyper-sexualised world. So come along, keep on your thong and enjoy the only show completely absent of dick jokes... okay there are some but theyre very intellectual. 'Absurd and accessible' (TheNorwichRadical.com). 'Weird as f*ck' (Janey Godley). 'Even Yoda was impressed' (The Stand Comedy Club).