Award winning weirdo Elf Lyons performs a work in progress of a brand new show. Traditional stand-up. No clowning. No weirdness. Nothing alternative. No drag. Absolutely none Okay? She's doing something relatable this time. Absolutely nothing to do with acting out her favourite horses from history. There will be absolutely no mime, no clowning, no drag, no silliness in this WHATSOEVER.

One of The 50 Funniest Comedians of the 21st Century - The Telegraph

"Praise her genius - and go"

The Telegraph

This is comedy as enchantment, a show so beguiling that you dont just love it, you somehow fall in love with it.

The Scotsman

Expert clowning thats by turns charming, silly, touching and catastrophic

The Times

If you prefer your comedy going to the edge then toppling right off that edge try Lyons.

Evening Standard

Elf Lyons cant be accused of treading the conventional career path since none of her shows ever remotely resembles the next.

She bites fiercely back... if lovable takes you so far, terrifying takes you further"

The Guardian

"Hits the stage like a tornado"

The Skinny

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