A one-woman show that is absolutely not a drama because Young Womans life is not sad! In three days, her first novel, a bodice-ripper, comes out. Perfect! Everyone will be so proud! Her family, who thinks shes not Jewish enough. Her best friend, whom shes definitely not avoiding telling. Even her best friends grandfather, whose advice got her to publish the book and of course didnt hurt her. Everything is perfect. Really. Its so perfect, shes not worried that instead of fixing her life, the book is going to make everything so much worse. Not worried at all.