This one time I got a pre-emptive divorce. And this other time, a drag queen stole my dress. Let me tell you about it. This is the story of knowing who you are, forgetting who you are, wondering who the hell you are and yes, about that one time a drag queen stole my goddamn dress. This autobiographical tale from Canadas award-winning Gillian English tells the story of love, loss, casino showgirls and a solitary drag queen with a case of kleptomania.