Join the pop star of the Proletariat, Des Kapital (winner of Gulags Got Talent, The Ex-Soviet Republic Factor and Strictly Commune Farming) for a live, physically distanced, safe, masked, and gelled Communist parody singalong to lift your Bolshevik spirits and crush your bourgeois urges! Des sings his hits including Engles (Robbie) Trotsky (Britney) Che (Tom Jones) Berlin Wall (Oasis) and Heaven Knows Im Miserable Mao, along with new songs, a quiz, and a lecture on planning a revolution in lockdown, and storming Barnard Castle 1917 style! (Soon to be in the National Curriculum). No need to wait until October for a revolution, book your ticket now! Simply Red! (No Simply Red songs, sorry.)
