Harbouring secret feelings for Geoffrey Boycott? Fantasising about Edwina Currie? Join David as he deconstructs the cult of celebrity with a collection of love songs, poems and letters for the unlikeliest of celebrity crushes. Let your heart erupt with love as we serenade those who never quite made Hollywood. Prepare to start yearning for '90s children's TV presenters and retired Olympic hurdlers. David's first solo outing at the Edinburgh Fringe following his adaptation of Jack London's The Star Rover in 2015 'Truly stellar... leaves you grasping for words that never fully materialise' ***** (EdFringeReview.com).