If you do meal prep and watch Ted Lasso you're typical. Neuro-f*king-typical. This is for folks who: get so bored they develop schizophrenia for entertainment; drop acid while listening to the Jurassic Park soundtrack pretending frilled-neck lizards are dinosaurs; sprint in the park while listening to the Dunkirk soundtrack pretending they're under artillery fire; would rather smoke herbal cowardice than drink liquid courage; headbutt payphones just for the cardio. 'Hilarious' **** (Scotsman).