WAGs, slags, f@gs and friends IT IS HERE the official after party of Ex-Girlfriend FCs first EVER football tournament: the auspiciously named Cvnt Cup. Huns from 12 of the sexiest football teams around this cursed United KingDom will be getting lo0se after a sweaty, homoerotic day on the pitches of North London, and we want YOU to join us on the dance floor and help soothe these throbbin thighs..

EXPECT:

Comedy and drag from 11 sharp do NOT miss. MCing from drag icon John Travulva, with special guests line up TBA.

DJs from 12 feral pop, big bangers, dkonic techno house etc etc

General debauchery, SWEATING, confused glances?, $exual ten$ion, lost house keys, Jejejeje

TICKETS:

Tiered pricing from 10 20 please Pay What U Can to support us!!!

Profits will be split 50/50 between EXGFFC funding & our 2 chosen causes The Outside Project and Medical Aid for Palestinians.

Guestlist - weve reserved a number of free spots for those who want to come but may not otherwise. We particularly welcome those from BIPOC community and those on low income pls yahooooo us [email protected] (first come, first served)

WE VERY: much extend the invite to NON-football playing dkes, lesbians, bisexuals and their friends of ALL genders trans+, nb, FLINTA etc we love and fancy u ALL

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Access info for venue: https://www.theyardtheatre.co.uk/access
All toilets gender neutral!!

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