Cross Fit
  • Brighton Fringe

In a world that has gone all toupee-sy turvy, Jesus LOreal Christ returns once again from the call centre in the sky with more untold stories, leg warmers and wind machines to promote his new fitness and well-being empire.Join the dylsexic, disco-dancing King of the Shoes, as he inspires you to achieve your inner beauty by the Rivers of Babyliss or destroy your fatted calves doing the Pontius Pilates workout. With another high-octane hour of song, dance and alternative facts, your saviour is on hand to help you cast the first stone. Hes not a prophet " hes Pro-Fit! **** (The List)

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