Chuck Salmon: Pool Noodles
  • Camden Fringe

Kenny Shallows has always dreamt of being a poolside lifeguard, but when he gets a place at the lifeguarding school of his dreams, he finds he is a small fish in a big pond. That is, until he hears about the lifeguarding elixir! In this hour of manic, narrative sketch comedy, Kenny must battle breaststroking bullies, ghost-filled golf courses and a whole lot of water in order to become the greatest lifeguard the world has ever seen.Its crunch time for Kenny Shallows; sink or swim; dunk or get dunked; splish in or splash out.Join tasty new troupe Chuck Salmon for a show that is some of the best sketch comedy one can see (The 730 Review ) and had the audience in stitches within seconds (Varsity ).

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