Hello, I am Charles Quarterman. Please consider this an invite, I hope you will be there. I will be there. There will be stories from the mind, poems from the heart and sounds from the larynx poured bountifully into your lives. Some of the stories will contain dogs. Nominee: Malcolm Hardee for Comic Originality."Master of... words" (Arts Leanings, CA). "This generation's Homerton Bawdry" (Boston Spool). "Quarterman's curious prose clutches the heart and slowly massages the soul while rhythmically tapping away at the funny bone" (Chicago Arts Gazette Fortnightly)."Scrupulously honest... ridiculously funny" (The Scotsman)Part of Spiegeltent's Weekend of Weird, 26th - 29th May.

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… we have a small favour to ask. We don't want your money to support a hack's bar bill at Abattoir, but if you have a pound or two spare, we really encourage you to support a good cause. If this review has either helped you discover a gem or avoid a turkey, consider doing some good that will really make a difference.

You can donate to the charity of your choice, but if you're looking for inspiration, there are three charities we really like.

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Mama Biashara
Kate Copstick’s charity, Mama Biashara, works with the poorest and most marginalised people in Kenya. They give grants to set up small, sustainable businesses that bring financial independence and security. That five quid you spend on a large glass of House White? They can save someone’s life with that. And the money for a pair of Air Jordans? Will take four women and their fifteen children away from a man who is raping them and into a new life with a moneymaking business for Mum and happiness for the kids.
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Theatre MAD
The Make A Difference Trust fights HIV & AIDS one stage at a time. Their UK and International grant-making strategy is based on five criteria that raise awareness, educate, and provide care and support for the most vulnerable in society. A host of fundraising events, including Bucket Collections, Late Night Cabarets, West End Eurovision, West End Bares and A West End Christmas continue to raise funds for projects both in the UK and Sub-Saharan Africa.
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Acting For Others
Acting for Others provides financial and emotional support to all theatre workers in times of need through the 14 member charities. During the COVID-19 crisis Acting for Others have raised over £1.7m to support theatre workers affected by the pandemic.
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