Ciaran loves milking. He milks his friends, acquaintances, family members and passing strangers for anecdotes: from Mller Corner focus groups to prog rock crematoria. Possibly accompanied by a soundtrack ranging from ambient to light jazz, he can't wait to build a community with you. Obsessed with pop culture ephemera, sea shanties and the best way to cook pasta, Caspian is a man who has big opinions on the things that dont deserve big opinions. He wants to be switched on and politically engaged, but just finds the lyrics of Sir Mix-a-Lot so much more interesting.