Captain Breadbeard's Bready Brilliant Comedy Cookbook
  • West End

Captain Breadbeard's Bready Brilliant Comedy Cookbook is a surreal 2-handed comedy sketch show about a sailor with a beard made of bread and his sidekick, Davy Scones. Fast- paced, pun-tastic and bready-brilliant... with chicken walking tutorials, cracker eating contests and buttered bread experiments. When you look at the world through glasses made of bread, loaf will never be the same!

Have you ever taken the time to consider the dangers that people with floury facial fuzz encounter every day? If not, then you're in luck - Captain Breadbeard will take you on an energetic and shameless pun-filled journey of enlightenment.

"A wonderfully funny and playful hour of entertainment that will make you laugh your socks off... Guaranteed to leave even the most pun hating cynic chuckling." - Elisha Aylmore, Page on Stage

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